Monday, November 17, 2008

32 or 34??

32 or 34? No, I'm not talking about my age... but nevertheless,these figures are depressing...



Went for uniform measurements today... everyone seemed so excited but not me... Having to take measurements in front of so many people made me feel ackward... Felt my privacy being intruded by the tailor...



The ultimatum came when the tailor attempted to measure my waist... He wrapped his arms around my waist and to escape reality, I subtly sucked in my abs (yes abs) and hoped that my waist would become "smaller". Much to my embarassment, the tailor exclaimed "34"!! I was shocked. I retorted : " uncle, you sure? I wear 32 leh". (gone were the days where 30 was my size...sigh). Then the uncle said :" correct lar.. outside buy its 32 but measurement gotta add 2"



I almost fainted when I heard that....Its all Lard Baby's fault!! (see I'm Pregnant)

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