Tribute to Valentine's Day - Part 1

10 Reasons Why Valentine's Day Is So Yucky

1. Stupid couples wearing stupid same-colour or same-themed outfits appearing everywhere

2. Disgusting couples displaying disgusting public affections

3. Oversized bears and yucky bouquets of flowers seem to resurrect after 364 days of hibernation

4. Cheesy love songs compilation albums start to sit on shelves of HMV

5. Dumb couples spending prolly $500 on re-heated set-dinners

6. Cash tills start ringing for businesses which specialize in squeezing moronic couples dry, up till their last drop of blood

7. What's the abbreviation for Valentine's Day? VD!!! and YES it is just as contagious and sickening as the actual STD

8. Lame emails (those with lotsa hearts, kisses, pink-coloured) start to flood mailboxes. Oh not forgetting spams and viruses that pop out like beansprouts during this day

9. Increased chances of getting diabetes as everything seems soooooo sickeningly sweet on this day

10.Stupid questions like "how are you celebrating Valentine's Day" or "what are you buying for your partner" will be asked by stupid couples who think that the whole world must be celebrating this darn day


Yucks...Valentine's Day.... duhz....