Blood Sucking Leeches

Have you heard about the legendary blood-sucking leeches??? These ancient muti-legged creepy-crawlies actually exist in this modern era of ours!!!! In fact, these creatures are known to reside in offices....Scary and yucky..... Eew~~

Ok peeps.... biology lesson on leeches now.... PAY ATTENTION!!!

Speciman 1

1. old and fossified

2. capable of sucking human blood at an astonishing speed

3. manoeuvre away from work/responsibilities/etc at the speed of light

4. appears vulnerable when cornered

5. secrete venomous substance from foul-mouth, putting humans in bad light

6. highly intelligent, especially when higher-forms are around (known to display characteristics 3, 4 or 5 as and when its required, depending on circumstances)

7. superb survival skills --> feign ignorance or even death ("gay si") when it feels that its life is being threatened



Speciman 2

1. "mate-able" age and mateless

2. manoeuvre at the pace of snails

3. extremely low EQ and known to get on humans' nerves

4. exhibits arrogance when its near higher-forms

5. eyes are located at the forehead and thus tend to "look down" on beings other than itself

6. Brain cells are foreign to Speciman 2

7. displays vampire characteristics ---> usually appears late in offices and crawls back to its habitat late in the evening

8. capable of sucking human blood at an astonishing speed




So peeps... pls be extremely careful if u spot such leeches.... Keep away from them as they are lethal.......