The Biography of Stann and Stanlie

Long long time ago...


There was a pair of twins... gorgeous twins named Stann and Stanlie. They had no friends....Apparently noone wanted to befriend them... Guess they were just too gorgeous-looking.






At a tender age of 14, they tried to get themselves in some unknown neighbourhood school but was rejected as they looked too whorish....







So they gallivanted till the age of 18 and they tried to apply to study in NTU (Nanyang Transvestite University). Stann was lucky as NTU found him extremely handsome and they admitted him to be their coverboi. However, Stanlie was pretty unlucky. She was thrown out of the school for her Maggie-mee hairdo......






Years later, Stann became a successful businessman while Stanlie got married and became a rich TaiTai.....






THE END.......................