Kidnapped

Caller : Pa.... help me....I'm kidnapped *cries uncontrollably*

Dad : What happened? Where are you?

Caller : Pa... they hit me... *cries louder this time*

Dad : Really? Where did they hit you? Pain? Aiya they should beat you up real hard ma....

Caller : Damn you!! *hangs up immediately, too~~too~~toooo~~*

That was what happened yesterday afternoon. Dad told me that a Chinese-speaking guy called him on the phone and claimed that he was his son and that he was being kidnapped. Tough luck for that conman, Dad was too clever to fall for such stupid and amateur lies.

Haha good job Dad :) Don't worry both your sons are adults and we are not from a filthy rich family so chances of us getting kidnapped are really minimal :p

GET THESE PRC CONMEN OUT OF OUR COUNTRY!!

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